Merch for People Who Ain’t Afraid of No Clip
Prices are based on production—we kept them as low as we could. Also Nik is slightly colorblind.
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Nik's Favorite
When the ghost is glitchy and the haunting is HDMI-powered, you suit up and call it out.
This tee isn’t just a cheeky nod to paranormal pop culture — it’s a rally cry for every skeptic who knows a motion blur doesn’t mean malevolent spirit. Whether you’re breaking down jump cuts or just dodging clickbait, this shirt backs you up with facts, not fear.
Made from Bella+Canvas’ most iconic fabric — soft, lightweight, and built for stylish skepticism.
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Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
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Black Heather & Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
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Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
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Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that’s cool and breathable
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Classic regular fit with unisex sizing
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Pre-shrunk for reliable, lasting comfort
Laugh at fear. Disprove the folklore. Haunt hoaxes, not people.
I Ain’t Afraid of No Hoax Premium Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
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18
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M
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29
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20
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L
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30
|
22
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XL
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31
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24
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2XL
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32
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26
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3XL
|
33
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28
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4XL
|
34
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30
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5XL
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35
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32
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Keirris' Favorite
Pull up a chair at the weirdest brunch table in the afterlife. This Twins Die Twice: Brunch Club tee features the hauntingly delicious “Ghost Soup!” design; perfect for those who like their horror with a side of humor. Whether you’re ghost hunting or just vibing with the void, this heavyweight 100% cotton shirt is built for comfort and questionable supernatural decisions.
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100% ring-spun cotton
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Soft, heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
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Relaxed fit for haunted bodies of all shapes
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Print-on-demand design – no ghost left behind
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Ships from US, EU, UK, and CA
Join the Brunch Club. Eat the soup. Fear nothing (except cold spots and EMF spikes).
Ghost Soup (Dark Colors) Premium Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
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18
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M
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29
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20
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L
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30
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22
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XL
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31
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24
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2XL
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32
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26
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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4XL
|
34
|
30
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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